Are you looking for a third party candidate to support this November? Look no further than Darth Vader. His record speaks for itself.
- Mandatory service created an enormous fighting force to battle the Rebel Alliance.
- When the Death Star was destroyed, he vowed to rebuild. Defeat is not an option.
- Private businesses became the property of the Empire, creating a stronger economy.
- What illegal immigration? All star systems were ordered to assimilate or be destroyed.
- Unemployment was eradicated by guaranteeing employment in support of the Empire.
- Strong family values. Vader searched the galaxy far and wide to bring his children home.
Darth Vader knows how to solve problems.
Darth Vader is what America needs.